“There is always that one band that comes along when you are 14 or 15 years old that manages to hit you in just the right way and changes your whole perception of things.”
— Alex Turner (via perfect)

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thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

thetenthdoctorscompanion:

tolkienism:

thethrasherash:

I found this way too funny.

HAAHAHAHA

Very few things on this website actually make me laugh out loud anymore. This is one of them.

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aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing
aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing
aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing
aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing
aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing
aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing
aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing
aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing

aazure:

fairyspork:

megghimelara:

Horror make-up!!

What the fuck do you mean make-up

ahs is fucking amazing

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stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti
stand-up-comic-gifs:

Chelsea Peretti

thirstingaintdead:

*Googles big word before I fuck around and use it injudiciously*

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calumberjacked:

jaclcfrost:

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whoever came up with this is probably still patting themselves on the back at this very moment

i went to burger king when they got these and the girl said “would you like some satifries? theyre really satifrying.” and the boy behind her goes “shut up” and she goes “hes not satifried with my puns.”

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a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed… a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.
annoyed, definitely.
pleased, definitely. 

god bless



This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.


I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed…

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

tardistiles:

hyperactivesovietninja:

 

rejectnormality:

urbanoutcasters:

thewastedgeneration:

Oh, man. They’re advertising their glasses for men the way anything ever is advertised for women. I’m not sure whether to be aroused, annoyed, or pleased.

aroused, definitely.

annoyed, definitely.

pleased, definitely. 

god bless

This ad worked on me. I would definitely buy glasses from them.

I wonder if I can get my LASIKS reversed…

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loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

loweryi:

crowbegottenbatman:

the word “sabotage” is p much short for “fucking shit up with a wooden shoe”

what

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fucking shit up with a wooden shoe

oh my god

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helioscentrifuge:

runtime-err0r:

itsvondell:

you can take one man’s trash to another man’s treasure but you can’t make it drink

Fun fact: the blending of idioms or cliches is called a malaphor.

My personal favorite is “We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it.”

I looked it up b/c that was a very familiar idiom and how could it be wrong but then

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yeah wow that’s spot on perfect

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